RIP

Goodness there has been to many deaths lately.
RIP Trayvon Martin Find out more here
Talia Castellano Find out more here
Cory Monteith Find out more here
There you all go. I hope that they're all happy where they are and really, I hope that Zimmerman will pay for what he did. I will not go into politics ever on this blog and that is the most I will ever say on this topic. I hope there families are doing well and that while they were all living that they lived happy lives.
I wish you well to anyone else who has lost a family member, friend, acquaintance, enemy, or animal. Or even imaginary friend, RIP to all of them. Love you all and I will post something less depressing soon :)

Inspiration journal

So I finally figured out what I can fo to make up for not doing Thursdays post! This is something I just started today and I call it

Inspiration Notebook!

So yeah, I will give captions along with my pics! Love ya!

So start with a journal. It should be relatively large because your gonna put cut outs in it.

So now I added a cover page/title. You don't have to do this, or you can make it look a lot more inventive than mine :)

So here is just one of my pages. On the left I put a bunch of images that I thought were cool
and then on the left I put a central image and then quotes, you can work the=is however you want. You can take images of friends, magazine cut outs, writing, anything at all. Be Creative!

Most of all, Have fun! Good luck!

Idk guys...

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! So Imma gonna put up my favorite picture that I draw all the time! I put it in all of my friends yearbooks :)

There ya go! Have fun with that, draw something or somethin'! love ya

BOYS!

            OMG, I was just on vacation and I couldn’t blog, I feel bad. So we are going to skip Thursday, because I am not sure how much I like the how-to thing, and move on to Saturday and Monday. So this post, Saturdays post, will be about boys! We all know what they are correct? If not here are a few defenitions to get you started:

Dictionary: A male child or young man

Urban Ductionary:

11.  “an animal that can talk” (why do you want to know)

22.“the most wonderful things on earth... espesically the sweet ones... and the cute ones... they sometimes turn though and become meanies that make you cry” (blondie4495)

33. “A male. A child under 18 with a penis and testicals” (Haleigh)

Thanx lovely contributors to Urban Dictionary, you make part of this post possible!

Me: They are a human with a penis and balls. They grow chest hair and facial hair and have something in between there legs that drop when they hit puberty. These are called balls by the way. They can be manipulative, annoying, frustrating, hurtful, perverted, and childish. But they can also be caring, sweet, hugable, kissable, not to mention hot. There are all different kinds of boys. Short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, fat ones, in between ones, and no matter what there is a boy to fit your paticular fancy.

            So there are a few definitions, but still you’re confused! What makes up a guy? Now I just realized that I said to be a guy, you have to have a dick in your pants. I didn’t mean that, sorry. Being a guy is more than that part of you. Its what goes on your head as well. If I was a guy and knew what the inside of a guys head was like I’d tell you all about how we’re all different, but I’m not sure how. All is sometimes a guy, isn’t a guy on the outside, but really its whats inside that counts. Anyway onto how you are still confused on what guys look like, what they act like. And I can’t tell you exactly what they act like, all I know is that they pee standing up and in there restrooms there isn’t stalls for pissing, they all go to urinals. So then wouldn’t it be if they wanted to compare dicks that they could just look over? Everyone must check eachother out in restrooms.

            I know that would mean there homo, but everyone does it. Girls look at other girls and go, “OMG, her outfit is so cute!” Or “Holyshit, that chicks boobs were not that big yesterday!” Anyway, sorry, off topic and this post is getting long. So back to your confusion. Guys look like this:

 K, so here is an example of a nerdy guy. See glasses. This can also be construed as hipster. This is a cute nerdy guy, I should of put up a picture of Darrin Criss as well. :P Too bad (This is Andrew Garfield, by the way)

 Here is a guy, where if any girl saw him walking down the street would fall over in extreme sexual need. I mean holy shit, can you say attractive?? (This is Channing Tatum)

 Here is your typical jock. See Letterman jacket. Not all jocks wear these, but most will have some kid of sports attire on at some point. (this is some guy from glee)

 They can have green eyes. These green eyes are really attractive. Holy shit nuggets.

 Here is a scene/emo guy. Sometimes the either the most shelled in or the most emotional of the bunch. Have amazing hair! (This is Kellin Quinn)

Some guys have brown eyes and really cocky looks on there faces. Holy shit his face looks like, I think I'm so attractive and I know you want to fuck me. Um, no? (This is Taylor Lautner)

Some guys have blue eyes! This guy looks like a total cutie and his eyes are amazing! :)

And some guys just have this amazing smile. (This is Heath Ledger)

So, my lovelies, Thats all for this post. My definition of guys! Love ya, buh-byes!

Foods!

            So I said that I would do a food post, and here it is my dears! So first of all, a little about my life with food. (I said this blog would involve confessions didn’t I?) So in the 7^th grade, I thought I was fat. I weighed less than 100 lbs. I was not in any way fat, but because a guy was being a dick and told me I was. (Kat if your reading this, don’t call me right that second, I will most likely be asleep :P) So I refused to eat lunch and barely any breakfast. I got down to about 8-0 something pounds. Now I know that doesn't soundbad, but it was because I had zero self confidence in myself even when I weighed 8o something pounds. Went on for a whole year. Once he left, let’s call him Dickwad for the remainder of this blog. So once Dickwad left, I felt a little better, but not much. But I did eat lunch again, thus gaining weight. I got to about 120 lbs. and that’s where I have stayed. But consider this. I am 5 ft tall, have 32 D boobs, and a bubble butt. I think I’m fine. So lesson learned here, do not listen to the Dickwads in your life. They’re everywhere! You just have to learn how to deal with them and ignore them.

            So back to my relationship with food. I fucking love it. I want to marry food, but then I would have to have sex with it or something and that’s no good…no good at all. Imagine having sex with sushi, can you say ew! Hahaha jk jk. Alrighty, putting on my serious face. -_- Now if I were to list all my favorite foods and restaurants, I would have to take up an entire blog. One post on Burgers, one on chinese food, one on Deep Fried Twinkies, You get the picture. This post is going to be on my favorite foods of each food group, deserves a headline dontcha think?

Favorite Foods of Each Food Group!!

Grains: Bread! It doesn’t matter what kind, I just Love it!

Dairy: oh this one is hard…I’ll have to go with ice cream cuz I’m not the biggest fan of milk but I do love Ice Cream!...or cheese! OMG I LOVE CHEESE!!! Any cheese, string cheese, mozzarella, chedder, goat cheese, lamb cheese, hell even blue cheese! Just fucking amazing.

Meat: Pork chops…Idk y, they’re just yummy. Especially with apples! 

Fish: had to split meat and fish up, I can’t choose between D: SUSHI!! ‘Nuf said.

Fats, oils, and sweets: How can I choose? Lets go with Deep Fried Twinkies :D You are all staring at the screen in disgust aren’t you? And after my long heartfelt story about my year dealing with thinking I’m fat your probably thinking wtf, this girl lies. No I am not lying, they are the best, but I only discovered them after I stopped caring bout all the weight shit. They are sweet and yummy and I only have them when I go to the Boardwalk in Santa Cruz. No judgement on this blog!

Fruit: raspberries…or pineapple….or mango…or peaches….or apricots…or blackberries…or strawberries…HOLY SHIT why are there so many fruits! D:

Veggies: Peas! Idk y, they’re just yummy! Have you ever tried them while they’re still frozen? They’re actually really good! Well if it wasn’t peas, it would probably be either tomatoes (technically a fruit, but whatever) or cucumber.

Alrighty well, there’s that post. I’ll probably do another one somewhere down the line. So talk to me, whats your favorite food? Have you ever had issues eating, talk to me my dears! I loves yous!

Hey my little lovelies!

‘Ello my little Lovelies! Today's topic is supposed to be all about you, but I have yet to get any comments or anything about you. Sad face. So instead I will do something that has you in it, my favorite site at the moment…well two sites, but the second one doesn't have you in the label. Can you guess which site I’m talking about? No, well here it is!

 The music/comedy/everything

video site!! I love it! So here is a synopsis of YouTube  If you have been living under a rock for forever and have never heard of it. Pretty much it’s a site where

·         Music artists and producers put up there videos

·         People sing cover songs in hopes to famous (Ever heard of Justin Beiber)

·         People put up posts of funny shit that happens in there lives

·         People make video blogs of stuff like

o   There lives

o   Food

o   Fashion

o   How to

These People have very high hopes of people noticing them. And people do, cuz they are fucking amazing! Like here's a few of my favorite youtubers  not music artists that is, that list would take fucking forever! So check these people out, you’ll be happy! JJ

·         Pointlessblogtv

·         Marcusbutlertv

·         Sam

·         Jenna Marbles

·         Caspar Lee

·         Zoella

·         Tyler Oakley

·         Jacksgap

·         Troye Sivan

·         Paint

o   Check out Harry Potter in 99 seconds! Amazing!

Now I said there was another site all about you and that is…

      Literally it is a blog site where you post pictures and quotes and videos and all those lovely things. People get to see your posts and they can follow your blog or just heart your posts or even re-blog your posts! It’s a very creative site, and everyone can just be themselves on it J  My favorite blog is id-rather-have-food! Holy shit she puts up amazing food pictures! I just drool. Anywayz I hope you enjoyed this post and if ya did, comment or email me. Do something, I want to here from you so I don’t have to do another random post like this! Watch out if you don’t comment Imma gonna start talking bout boys and you don’t wanna get me started on that shit! Tata 4 now ;)

Jean Purses!

Hey there! Its How to Thursday and Imma gonna show you how to do what I do best! Jean Purses! Here are my lovely step by step instructions.

1.      Take a pair of old jeans and cut off the legs. (If these are wide leg jeans, this will work a lot better, then you only need to use one leg and the other can be used for a strap.)

2.      Take one leg and split it at the seam. Now you have a fat and long piece of denim fabric.

3.      Take your fabric and fold it in half hot dog style. The even out the fabric so it’s a rectangle.

4.      Take the fabric and cut it along the short side about in half, or however big you want your purse to be. (Your jean is a rectangle, cut the short side of the rectangle.)

5.      Take the two halves of your cut denim and sew them together on three sides. You might want a sewing machine.

6.      So now you have a purse with an unfinished top, so just fold over the top so that the unfinished part is inside of the purse and hem.

7.      Now you need a strap. I leave my straps unfinished, but you can hem it if you like. Cut a length of denim from your other pant leg to the length you wish your strap to be. If you want a really long strap, sew two pieces together. Then take the two ends of the strap and sew each to the corners of the purse.

8.      Now you technically have a purse, but what I like to do is color on them with fabric markers and sharpies and just make them mine. :) Be creative!